sociallyawkwardludwigbeilschmidt:

hetaliafanficpetpeeves:


I hate it when writers use a Nyotalia character, and try to make their name practically the same as their male counterpart. For example, I once read a fanfiction where Nyo!Germany was named “Ludwiga”. 

[ dirosso ]

I am really tired of reading fanfics where the author chose “Antonia” for fem!Spain’s name, “Romana/Lovina” for fem!Romano’s name, “Tina” for fem!Finland’s name, “Tori” for fem!Lithuania’s name, the list goes on. I’ve even seen “Alfreda”! C’mon, aren’t authors supposed to be creative? I’m well aware that some of the names I listed are actual names, but isn’t it much more fun to look up the most common girl names for a country and choose one from that list?

[ anon ]

THEY HAVE ACTUAL NAMES YOU KNOW, IT WOULD LITERALLY TAKE LIKE 30 SECONDS TO GO ON THE WIKI AND LOOK.
For Example,  Himaruya had once received a list of name suggestions for some of the Nyotalia characters, mentioning that he had liked the name Monica, the German variant being Monika, for Germany. In a blog post, Himaruya had mentioned that he liked the name Alice for female Italy, commonly pronounced as “Ah-LEE-che” in Italy, from a list of names he was sent for some of the Nyotalia characters.
THERE, HIMA GAVE YOU SOME HELP.

sociallyawkwardludwigbeilschmidt:

hetaliafanficpetpeeves:

I hate it when writers use a Nyotalia character, and try to make their name practically the same as their male counterpart. For example, I once read a fanfiction where Nyo!Germany was named “Ludwiga”. 

dirosso ]

I am really tired of reading fanfics where the author chose “Antonia” for fem!Spain’s name, “Romana/Lovina” for fem!Romano’s name, “Tina” for fem!Finland’s name, “Tori” for fem!Lithuania’s name, the list goes on. I’ve even seen “Alfreda”! C’mon, aren’t authors supposed to be creative? I’m well aware that some of the names I listed are actual names, but isn’t it much more fun to look up the most common girl names for a country and choose one from that list?

[ anon ]

THEY HAVE ACTUAL NAMES YOU KNOW, IT WOULD LITERALLY TAKE LIKE 30 SECONDS TO GO ON THE WIKI AND LOOK.

For Example,  Himaruya had once received a list of name suggestions for some of the Nyotalia characters, mentioning that he had liked the name Monica, the German variant being Monika, for Germany. In a blog post, Himaruya had mentioned that he liked the name Alice for female Italy, commonly pronounced as “Ah-LEE-che” in Italy, from a list of names he was sent for some of the Nyotalia characters.

THERE, HIMA GAVE YOU SOME HELP.


Elizabeth I, The Phoenix Portrait (detail), Nicholas Hilliard, 1575

Elizabeth I, The Phoenix Portrait (detail), Nicholas Hilliard, 1575

kingcheddarxvii:

Now that I think about it I only see really popular text posts written in English? Do they exist in other languages? Are there a lot of German jokes that I’m missing out on

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

Joss Whedon’s Personal Top 10 Episodes of Buffy (x)

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

growlereish:

ten women i have been warned against becoming

5. The Cock Tease, certified stripper, how dare that girl look like that and not want me to sleep with her. Lust is always personified as a lady in red with a dress slit up her thigh. Lust is sinful because it’s power, it’s not asking for attention - it’s demanding it. I’m told she is the worst kind of woman, that looking good is supposed to be some kind of shame on her kin. I’m told not to leave the house in such a short skirt, not with a shirt so low, not with a lace back, not with high heels, not dressed like that. My lipstick can’t be too red, my hair can’t be too mussed, I can’t just “turn someone on like that and then leave them wanting.” I mentioned that instant gratification actually ruins our psyche and was told that being led on was “exhausting.” I said that there was a difference between purposefully tricking someone into liking you and just being attractive or friendly. I was told there’s also a difference between coffee and tea but both result in caffeine. I said, “I’ve been turned on in class by the girls I talk to but I didn’t expect anything from them,” and they said, “It’s different, you’re not a man,” but couldn’t explain where that difference was.

growlereish:

ten women i have been warned against becoming

5. The Cock Tease, certified stripper, how dare that girl look like that and not want me to sleep with her. Lust is always personified as a lady in red with a dress slit up her thigh. Lust is sinful because it’s power, it’s not asking for attention - it’s demanding it. I’m told she is the worst kind of woman, that looking good is supposed to be some kind of shame on her kin. I’m told not to leave the house in such a short skirt, not with a shirt so low, not with a lace back, not with high heels, not dressed like that. My lipstick can’t be too red, my hair can’t be too mussed, I can’t just “turn someone on like that and then leave them wanting.” I mentioned that instant gratification actually ruins our psyche and was told that being led on was “exhausting.” I said that there was a difference between purposefully tricking someone into liking you and just being attractive or friendly. I was told there’s also a difference between coffee and tea but both result in caffeine. I said, “I’ve been turned on in class by the girls I talk to but I didn’t expect anything from them,” and they said, “It’s different, you’re not a man,” but couldn’t explain where that difference was.

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

[aph austria voice] hey there lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear

[aph Prussia voice] no you have to say no homo first

zoeyhange:

i really don’t like it when people are like “omg i met a religious person who wasn’t a homophobe!!! there’s hope for this world!!!”

because that means you automatically equate all religious people (namely christians) with being bigoted and that’s not ok…….

beyoncevevo:

me when i log onto tumblr 

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

hotdadstalker:

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

ive been waiting for this moment for about a year and its finally fucking back oh my god

hotdadstalker:

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

ive been waiting for this moment for about a year and its finally fucking back oh my god

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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